Your awesome tagline here

22 Sep

(Source: joshanddrake)

22 Sep

Trying to get to work on time on Monday

whatshouldwecallme:

22 Sep

(Source: cosmopolitanmagazine)

22 Sep

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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22 Sep

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

22 Sep
  • Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
  • Me: *Scrolls past*
22 Sep awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

22 Sep

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

22 Sep

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
22 Sep

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(Source: meladoodle)

22 Sep radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

radicalfarts:

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

IM SCREAMING

(Source: hohokev)

22 Sep

(Source: infantplanet)

22 Sep

imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.